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Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.
Arti,asisodia@coecipl.com
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One day Sardarji goes to a bank for withdrawing cash of Rs.25,000. Lady cashier asks in Hindi. 'So So Ke Loge?' Sardarji: 'Khade Khade Bhi halega!'
anindya,anindyabio_eng@yahoo.com
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namasker this is all india anti sleep accociation mid night service our aim is to disturb the sleep of others thank u good night.
farha,farha_moin@yahoo.com
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A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding
zaib,zaib_angad@yahoo.co.in
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God saw u hungry, he created Domino's pizza. He saw u thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw u in dark, he created light. He saw ME without problems, he created YOU !
shashi,skumar9947@gmail.com
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What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
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What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.
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Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
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I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
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Two men were talking at a party.
"I," said the first,"only believe half of what people tell me."
"Why ?"
"I'm a lawyer."
"I believe twice what people tell me."
"What are you ?"
"A tax inspector."
The Panther,rajakanthanr@hotmail.com
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Stalking into a police station late one night, a man demands to speak to the burglar who broke into his home. "Sorry,that's against the rule," says the desk sergeant."You didn't get it," says the man."I need to know how he got in without waking my wife."
The Panther,rajakanthanr@hotmail.com
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Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE? Coz Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna.
Mr.SN Singh,snsingh73@rediffmail.com
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what happens if a fat man jumps into the pool
he will swim well
abhishek,coolabhi_rock@yahoo.co.in
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My Teacher said to me that
U can speak English?
I said Yes
Than she said than speak
I said A to Z
Teacher said What is these
I said Any thing is more than It!!!
Ha ha ha ha!!!1
pratik,daksha.talreja@gmail.com
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girlfriends are like exams
2 many questions
2 difficult to understand
results always in FAILURE
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True Story - I’m a computer tech and this happend to me.
Tech : Hi, Tech Support my I help you ?
Client : Yes my system can not read the CD I just put in.
Tech : Ok, I can help you, First I would like you to go to "My Computer"
Cleint : What’s your address.........
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Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
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Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
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The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
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God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
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